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  • Best Blonde Joke Ever ??

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
    started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
    the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . . .


    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."


  • #2
    A women contastant is on the last question of the I want to be a Millioniare Contest.

    The question is " What is the name of the bird that never builds its own nest"

    She has used all her resources except phone a friend.

    Unfortunately there a fault in the telephone system so all she can do is call a dizzy blonde friend who gets every thing wrong.

    When the question is put to her the "Blonde" says without hesitation a Cuckoo.

    Impressed by this confident answer the women says the Cuckoo and wins the million dollars.

    At the party after the womens rushes up to the Blonde and say thank you so much I can not believe you knew the answer!

    Th Blonde affronted by this , says "of course everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock."

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    • #3
      Sorry about the spelling -blond typist

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