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    Two farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
    Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
    without an education.
    Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some
    classes."
    Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day,
    Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions,

    who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
    "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
    The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
    "Yeah."
    "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think
    that you would have a yard."
    "That's true, I do have a yard."
    "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
    logically that you would have a house."
    "Yes, I do have a house."
    And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
    have a family."
    "Yes, I have a family."
    "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
    must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells

    me you must be a heterosexual."
    "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out
    all of that because I have a weed eater."
    Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and
    leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.
    He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
    English, History, and Logic.
    "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
    Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
    "No."
    "Then you're a queer."
    The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary - Fred Wilson.

  • #2
    Thanks PC - that was a funny even though it wasn't very 'PC'.

    Cheers,

    Donna
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