Originally posted by Engineer
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A bank run in NZ
1. Turn up at bank, and wait in the que with 4 other people.
2. Approximate wait time , 52 minutes.
3. Watch staff member deal with a confused old lady for 15 minutes.
4. Approach front bench and make case as to why they should actually give you your money back.
5. Produce ID and pass interrogation on what you intend to do with the folding.
6. Bank staff disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear again and advise that they don’t actually have that much cash on hand and you will need to come back tomorrow.
7. Realise that your money is not insured because the fat man isn’t in a hurry.
8. Panic.
9. Run out of bank.
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