The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law
Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What's happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
"What's happened!?! I'll tell you what's happened. I sent my wife a text
message telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home . . . and guess what I found? My wife - yes, your daughter -
Jean, in our marital bed with Joe Murphy!
That's the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving for good!"
"Ah now, calm down Paddy, calm down" says his mother-in-law! "There is
something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation . . . . . . she
never got your text message!"
Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What's happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
"What's happened!?! I'll tell you what's happened. I sent my wife a text
message telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home . . . and guess what I found? My wife - yes, your daughter -
Jean, in our marital bed with Joe Murphy!
That's the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving for good!"
"Ah now, calm down Paddy, calm down" says his mother-in-law! "There is
something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation . . . . . . she
never got your text message!"
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