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    Default Three old men

    Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
    One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."
    An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
    The 90-year-old man says: "Not me. At 7 a.m. I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m. I crap like a cow."
    "So what's your problem?" asked the others.
    "I don't wake up until 9:00."
    The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary - Fred Wilson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donna View Post
    ha ha - thanks for that PC.

    Cheers,

    Donna
    hahaha. i didn't expect that last punch line. good one!

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    Three old men sitting on a porch.
    1st old man: It's windy
    2nd old man: No, it's thursday
    3rd old man: Good idea, I'll put the jug on

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    Quote Originally Posted by PC View Post
    Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
    One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."
    An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
    The 90-year-old man says: "Not me. At 7 a.m. I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m. I crap like a cow."
    "So what's your problem?" asked the others.
    "I don't wake up until 9:00."

    Ha ha ha that’s so funny. Good one.


 

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